Friday 22 July 2011

12 Days of Christmas (Zombie style)

Lyrics from 'A very Zombie Christmas'

This is just too funny to not blog about!

On the first day of Christmas,treyarch's zombies gave to me,
A really really bad migraine.

On the second day of christmas,treyarch's zombies gave to me,
Two bloodied legs,
and a really really bad migraine.

On the third day of christmas,treyarch's zombies gave to me,
3 running noobs,
two bloodied legs,
and a really really bad migraine.

On the fourth day of Christmas,treyarch's zombies gave to me,
4 MP40's,
3 running noobs,
2 bloodied legs,
and a really really bad migraine.

On the fifth day of Christmas,treyarch's zombies gave to me,
5 Flaaaaaaming doooooooogs!
Another MP40?
What are you guys doing?
Ah,My legs!
and a really really bad migraine.

on the sixth day of Christmas,treyarch's zombies gave to me,
6 Insta-Kills,
5 Flaaaaaaaming dooooogs!
Why not an MP5?
You guys suck!
Stay away from my legs stumpy!
and a really really bad migraine.

on the seventh day of Christmas,treyarch's zombies gave to me,
7 zombie maps,
6 insta-kills,
5 flaaaaming doooogs(I hate those things!)!
I officially hate MP40's!
I won't just keep reviving you!
MY LEGS!
and a really really bad migraine.

on the eighth day of Christmas,treyarch's zombies gave to me,
8 leaping zombies,
OOOOOO, Another map!
Insta-Kill!
5 flaaaaming dooooogs(Not Again!)
Could you get me something different?
Stop running around!
My legs are in pain here!
and a really really bad migraine.

on the ninth day of Christmas,treyarch's zombies gave to me,
9 Perk-A-Cola's,
8 leaping zombies,
Another map!
Insta-kill again!
5 flaming doooooogs(I hate animals!)
MP40?!?!?!
NOOBS!
Ah crap,my legs!
and a really really bad migraine.

on the tenth day of Christmas,treyarch's zombies gave to me,
10 Molotov Cocktails,
Everybody grab a perk!
Look at him fly!
Another awesome PC map!
More insta-kills!
5 flaming dooooogs(I'm not cleaning that up!)
More MP40's!
I hate noobs.
My legs suck!
and a really really bad migraine.

on the eleventh day of Christmas,treyarch's zombies gave to me,
11 random curse-words,
10 Molotov cocktails,
9 perk-a-cola's,
8 leaping zombies,
7 zombie maps,
6 insta-kills,
5 flaming dooooogs(I'm not your chew toy!)
This gun is crap!
You guys are dumb!
two more bloodied legs!
and a really really bad migraine.

on the 12th day of Christmas,treyarch's zombies gave to me,
12 Frag grenades,
11 random curse-words,
10 Molotov cocktails,
9 perk-a-cola's,
8 leaping zombies,
7 zombie maps,
6 insta-kills,
5 flaaaaaaming dooooogs(This is getting ridiculous!)
4 Mp-40's!
3 running noobs,
2 bloodied legs,
And we all have a bad migraaaaaaaaaiiiiiine!

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